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From: "Bill Sloman"
Subject: Re: Stepford Wife -schematic needed
Date: Sun, 3 Nov 2002 09:54:43 +0100
Organization: Planet Internet
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> My Stepford wife model 1, is worn out and needs updating. I'd like to get
> her some silicone implants and new gears. Diffidently needs a new power
> plant and that memory is getting pretty sluggish. Hell, if I don't fix
> thing, she gonna want to replace me...
This is a well-known problem, usually referrred to as the male menopause.
People who get money for dealing with the consequences of this minor
perturbation of the endocrine system usually flatter the victims by calling
it a "mid-life crisis".
Do not adjust your wife - the fault is in your perception.
Which is not to say that both of you wouldn't benefit from a low fat diet,
and more intellectual and physical exercise, and possibly a course of
lipitor to ream some of the cholesterol out of your arteries - improving the
blood supply to the brain can work wonders in some cases.
My own wife doesn't suffer from any shortage of intellectual exercise - the
Dutch Academy of Science has stuck her on an interdisciplinary committee, so
she is also exercising her brain on subjects that she doesn't know much
about - and she has recently joined a table-tennis club which gives her a
chunk of regular physical activity.
I got frightened by a cardiologist about a year ago, so I'm a bit ahead of
her on the physical front ..
Bill Sloman, Nijmegen
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