From: "Michael Culley"
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Subject: Re: OT - About Engineers...
Date: Sat, 28 Dec 2002 09:02:28 +1100
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We've had this one in this thread already :-)
> >>Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said
> >>"Where did you get such a great bike?"
> >>The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday
> >>minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this
> >>bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
> >> said, 'Take what you want.'"
> >>The second engineer nodded approvingly: "Good choice; the clothes
> >>probably wouldn't have fit."
"Hoyt McKagen" wrote in message
> My best buddy is an engineer, a typical nerd with few outside interests.
> One day I saw him riding a nice shiney ten-speed, and I flagged him over
> to ask where he got it. Told me he was sitting in a remote spot on the
> local campus eating his lunch (works in the university CE dept), and he'd
> noticed a woman riding around the bike-paths. She had, he said, a certain
> look in her eye as she went past, though how he recognized that look I'm
> not sure. Said she'd passed him several times looking his way and then
> suddenly she stopped, dropped bike in grass next to him, tore clothes
> off and cocked a hip in his direction. She then said 'Take what you'd
> like the most' I said, 'So you took the BIKE?' He replied, 'Well, I
> didn't think her clothes would fit me.'
> Regards, Hoyt McKagen
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