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Subject: Re: OT - About Engineers...
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Date: Sat, 28 Dec 2002 21:32:32 GMT
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Organization: AT&T Worldnet
The parasites outnumber the engineers.
And parasites, by definition are blood-thirsty.
And they die when the host dies after losing all the blood.
"Michael Culley" wrote in message
> We've had this one in this thread already :-)
> > >>Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said
> > >>"Where did you get such a great bike?"
> > >>
> > >>The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday
> > >>minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this
> > >>bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
> > >> said, 'Take what you want.'"
> > >>
> > >>The second engineer nodded approvingly: "Good choice; the clothes
> > >>probably wouldn't have fit."
> Michael Culley
> "Hoyt McKagen" wrote in message
> > My best buddy is an engineer, a typical nerd with few outside interests.
> > One day I saw him riding a nice shiney ten-speed, and I flagged him over
> > to ask where he got it. Told me he was sitting in a remote spot on the
> > local campus eating his lunch (works in the university CE dept), and
> > noticed a woman riding around the bike-paths. She had, he said, a
> > look in her eye as she went past, though how he recognized that look I'm
> > not sure. Said she'd passed him several times looking his way and then
> > suddenly she stopped, dropped bike in grass next to him, tore clothes
> > off and cocked a hip in his direction. She then said 'Take what you'd
> > like the most' I said, 'So you took the BIKE?' He replied, 'Well, I
> > didn't think her clothes would fit me.'
> > Regards, Hoyt McKagen
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