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Subject: Re: COMEDIANS comments ON KERRY
Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 22:02:15 -0700
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and what about bush?
"EagleEye" wrote in message
news:WX2fc.12216$vF3.1174455@news20.bellglobal.com...
> Nice try. After tonight you're going to need anything you can lay your
hands
> on and fast.
>
> Getting desperate now are we???
>
> "pedro martori" wrote in message
> news:A66dnXCL2MJPJ-HdRVn-jw@look.ca...
>
> COMEDIANS COMMENTS ON KERRY
>
> "The White House begun airing their TV commercials to reelect the
> president, and the John Kerry campaign is Condemning his use of 9/11 in
the
> ads. He said, it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in
> order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War."
>
> - Jay Leno
>
> "John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy.
> Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country back? See,
> he knows how the wealthy think. He can spy on them at his country club,
at
> his place in Palm Beach, at his house in the Hamptons. He's like a mole
for
> the working man."
>
> - Jay Leno
>
> "I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's
already
> planning his White House sex scandal."
>
> - David Letterman
>
> "John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats
> finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle." -
>
> Craig Kilborn
>
> "Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that
> because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might
> pick him. Pick him? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will change his position
> on gay marriage and marry him."
>
> - Jay Leno
>
> "Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the
ban
> on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris
> Hilton." -
>
> -David Letterman
>
> "According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So
you
> see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox - his back was killing him
> from all that flip-flopping on issues."
>
> - Jay Leno
>
> "An Internet report claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young
> woman, but that she still loves him and will deny it. When asked if this
> was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but
> no cigar."
>
> - Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live
>
> "Over the weekend, John Kerry - the big John Kerry juggernaut moves
> on - he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and, I think, Canada.
And
> he's so confident that he's started nailing that intern again."
>
> - David Letterman
>
> "The head of the AFL-CIO endorsed John Kerry, saying, 'The time has
> come to come behind one man, one leader, one candidate.' Then he said,
"And
> until we find that man, we will have to endorse John Kerry."
>
> - Conan O'Brien
>
> "The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John
> Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it comes down to
> it voters will always vote for a war hero over someone who tried to get
out
> of the war. I'll be sure to mention that to Bob Dole when I see him."
>
> - Jay Leno
>
> "John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the
> rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are
> you nuts?!'" -
>
> -Jay Leno
>
> "They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his FIRST
> WIFE was worth around $300 million and his SECOND WIFE, his current wife,
is
> worth around $700 million. His intern (with whom he supposedly had an
> affair) was worth several more million. So when John Kerry says he's
going
> after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!"
>
> - Jay Leno
>
> "In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he
> wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he
hugged
> his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune."
>
> - Jay Leno
>
> "A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is
> strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious.
He
> is an ultra-liberal, ultra-wealthy white man who lives far, far away."
>
> - Dennis Miller
>
> "The big winner on Super Tuesday was Senator John Kerry. He won 39
> percent of the vote, which is pretty good, and begs the question, why the
> long face?"
>
> - Jay Leno
>
> "In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of
> the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it will probably take
> another five years, but this is it."
>
>
============================================================================
> =======
> Ann Coulter is a lawyer, University of Michigan, and well known author.
> She writes a syndicated column for the Universal Press Syndicate and is a
> frequent guest on TV. Larry King live, Bill O'Reilly, Hannity &Colmes
etc..
> Here she takes a swing at the lifestyle of Senator Kerry.
>
> By Ann Coulter
>
>
> If Bush can't talk to Kerry about the horrors of war, then Kerry sure as
> hell can't talk to anyone about the plight of the middle class. Kerry's
life
> experience consists of living off other men's money by marrying their
> wives and daughters.
>
>
> For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation has been stalking lonely
> heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room
> full of wealthy widows as "a target-rich environment."
>
>
> This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is based on
> spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women. What does a
> kept man know about taxes?
>
>
> In 1970, Kerry married into the family of Julia Thorne -- a family
estimated
> to be worth about $300 million. She got depressed, so he promptly left her
> and was soon seen catting around with Hollywood starlets, mostly while the
> cad was still married. (Apparently, JFK really was his mentor.)
>
>
> Thorne is well-bred enough to say nothing ill of her Lothario ex-husband.
> He is, after all, the father of her children -- a fact that never seemed
to
> constrain him.
>
>
> When Kerry was about to become the latest Heinz family charity, he sought
> to have his marriage to Thorne annulled, despite the fact that it had
> produced two children. It seems his second meal ticket, Teresa Heinz,
> wanted the first marriage annulled -- and Heinz is worth more than $700
> million.
>
>
> Kerry claims he will stand up to powerful interests, but he can't even
stand
> up to his wife. Heinz made Kerry sign a prenuptial agreement,
> presumably aware of how careless he is with other people's property, such
> as other people's Vietnam War medals, which Kerry threw on the ground
> during a 1971 anti-war demonstration.
>
>
> At pains to make Kerry sound like a normal American, his campaign has
> described how Kerry risked everything, mortgaging his home in Boston to
> help pay for his presidential campaign. Technically, Kerry took out a $6
> million mortgage for "his share" of "the family's home" -- which was
bought
> with the Heinz family fortune.
>
>
> (Why should he spend his own money? He didn't throw away his own medals.)
>
>
> I'm sure the average working stiff in Massachusetts can relate to a guy
who
> borrows $6 million against his house to pay for TV ads. Kerry's campaign
has
> stoutly insisted that he will pay off the mortgage himself, with no help
> from his rich wife.
>
>
> Let's see: According to tax returns released by his campaign, in 2002,
> Kerry's income was $144,091. But as The Washington Post recently reported,
> even a $5 million mortgage paid back over 30 years at favorable interest
> rates would cost $30,389 a month -- or $364,668 a year.
>
>
> The Democrats' joy at nominating Kerry is perplexing. To be sure, liberals
> take a peculiar, wrathful pleasure in supporting pacifist military types.
> And Kerry's life story is not without a certain feral aggression. But if
> we're going to determine fitness for office based on life experience,
Kerry
> clearly has no experience dealing with problems of hey.
>
>
>
> Kerry is like some character in a Balzac novel, an adventurer twirling the
> end of his mustache and preying on rich women. This low-born poseur with
> his threadbare pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with one
> rich woman's money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to
enable
> him to run for president.
>
>
> If Democrats want to talk about middle-class tax cuts, couldn't they
> nominate someone who hasn't been a poodle to rich women for past 33 years?
>
> - Jay Leno
>
>
>
>
>
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